Okay, where was I on Sunday? This guest park offers a vaguely Planet-of-the-Apes-like view of the Empire State Building and a surprisingly determined little tide at one's feet.
Turn 180 degrees: It's "The Edge" of Williamsburg! We are in East River State Park, which dissolves into a beachlet that seems somewhat forbidden, if easily reached. The glaring condo loomed over a double-barrelled kickoff to hipster summer: the Brooklyn Flea and (our destination) the Renegade Craft Fair, a sprawl of tents stuffed with all things fey, twee, ironic and handmade. The surrounding greensward was scattered thickly with sunbathers, who revealed a gallery's worth of tattoos.
Being a compulsive beachcomber, however, I was even more taken with the detritus at the water's edge, as was this young man. A day at the beach in Williamsburg is family fun like anywhere else in the U.S.A., except Mom and Dad wear black...
A wee dead crab lay belly-up amid the rubbish. I thought of Hyacinth Bucket's quest for "riparian entertainment."
No one was really in the water, although this sign obviously doesn't get a lot of respect. It was too beautiful a Sunday afternoon for "downers," on or off the rocks.